Thursday, March 10, 2011

Famous Charles/Charlies Sporcle Quiz!

I totally forgot, but I got a Sporcle quiz published. Nothing fancy, but you guys should check it out!

http://www.sporcle.com/games/MrChinchilla/Charles

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

A Day In The Life of Gastly

(So this is something I wrote a while ago too, but I just liked it so much that I decided to repost it here. No changes were necessary)

*Charmander and Squirtle are talking*
Charmander: Char, char charmander!
Squirtle: Squirtel Squirtle!
C: Charmander charmander, char char!
S:Squirtel?
C: Char char char, Charmander charmander charmander, Char Charmander charmander char! char char charmander char char char! Charmander charmander char char char, charmander chaaaarr! char charmander charmander char! Char char char charmander!
S: Squirt, le, Squirtle squirtle!
*Gastly floats on in*
Gastly: GASTLY!
C: char char charmander char?!
G:GASTLYYY!
S: Squrit, Squirtle squritle squirtle!
G: GHAASSTLYYYY!
C: Char char char char, charmander charmander char char charmander char char!
G:... *sticks tounge out*
C:Charrrrrrrr! Charmander charmander!
S: Squirtle squirtle!
G: GASTLY!!!!!!!!
C: char charmander, char char char chamander char char charmander char char char char.
S: Squirtle squirtle. Squirtle squirt EL!
*Charmander and Squirtle leave*
G: *sighs* gastly....

So for those not fluent in pokemon, I'll translate the conversation. It roughly translates into this.

*Charmander and Squirtle are talking*
Charmander: Yo, Squirtlle whats up?
Squirtle: Oh hey, nothing much.
C: So I just beat some pidgeys ass!
S: Really?
C: Yeah, it was getting all up in my grill, so I was like EMBER BITCH, but it flew out of the way and used gust! I was like bitch no my fire gonna go out! So it decided to come and finish me, but I was like BITCH GOTCHA! Tailed whipped that motha fucka and finished it off with another ember! i whooped it's ass!
S: hoLY shit! You showed it who's boss!
*Gastly floats on in*
Gastly: GASTLY!
C: Wait, what the fuck?!
G:GASTLYYY!
S: Where did you come from Gastly!
G: GHAASSTLYYYY!
C: We have been through this before, stop saying your name over and over again! It's fucking annoying!
G:... *sticks tounge out*
C: Aww man, why youd go and do that?!
S: Aww, that's nastay!
G: GASTLY!!!!!!!!
C: Man, come on squirtle, lets hit it before Gastly tries to talk to us some more.
S: Man, I couldn't agree more. Let's split!
*Charmander and Squirtle leave*
G: *sighs* gastly....